Beer-loving software engineer hallucinates due to complimentary peanuts.

Beer-loving software engineer hallucinates due to complimentary peanuts.

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  • 🔸 Paragraph #1 🇮🇩 🇩🇪 🇮🇳 A software engineer from Google walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits there, he hears a high-pitched voice say, "Hey, those jeans look really great on you!" The software engineer looks around but sees nothing. He then returns to his beer. But then, a moment later, he hears the same voice again, "I really like what you have done with your hair!"
  • 🔸 Paragraph #2 🇮🇩 🇮🇳 🇩🇪 The software engineer again glances around but sees nothing. Now he wonders if should visit a doctor as he clearly seems to be hallucinating. He calmes himself down but then as he believes the voice is gone, he hears, "You seem like an awesome person!"
  • 🔸 Paragraph #3 🇮🇳 🇮🇩 🇩🇪 He puts his beer down, completely scared and looks around wildly. Still unable to find the source of the voice, he calls over to the bartender, "Hey! What's that voice I keep hearing?" "Oh, those are the peanuts," the bartender replies. "They're complimentary."
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